Elephants… I like elephants!

Elephants... I like elephants!
I like how they stomp through the jungle with their big gray trunks



Monkeys... I like monkeys!
I like how they swing through trees



Fish... I like fish!
I like how they swim in the ocean





Gotta like dogs!
I like how they scratch at fleas and sniff at trees and bark at the mailman



Cats... I like cats!
Curled up on the windowsill purring, and chasing mice



Bears... I like bears!
I like how they reach into beehives for the honey




Gotta like frogs!
I like how they jump up high to catch a fly and sit on a lilypad



Mice... I like mice!
Running through a maze for some cheese



Bunnies... I like bunnies!
I like how they hop and eat carrots




Elephants... I like elephants!

A father and son hunting Trip

One fall morning a young boy, about 12 years old and his father went hunting, the boys father spots a small gathering of trees and tells his son to stay still and be very quiet, as he goes and checks out what is stirring in the trees.






About 10 to 15 minutes after the father leaves, he hears a blood curdling scream ! He rushes back to his son as fast as humanly possible. He asks the boy what is wrong ?








The boy says.... When the snake crawled across by boots I didn't move or make a sound.





When the Bear was breathing down the back of my neck I did not panic !






But when the two squirrels ran up my pant leg and one said to the other shall we eat them here or take them home, I FREAKED OUT !







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Fairies , Pixies, elves and other thing I can't tell apart

My oldest daughter loves fairies ( like Tinkerbell ) not the type you drive your car on to go to an island or the slang name for a certain group of people whom live in San Fransisco. I have nothing against ether of them, today I am talking about the first group.

 

Pixie - They are usually depicted with pointed ears, and often wearing a green outfit and pointed hats (sound like and Elf )




Fairy - Sometimes the term describes any magical creature, including goblins or gnomes ( great more names )

Elf - In early modern and modern folklore, they become associated with the fairies ( ya that helps sort it out )

My wife has a female friend ( a girl friend ) please note guys never call their guy friends boyfriends, unless they really mean it. Any way my wife has this girlfriend that look exactly like a female version of Carrot Top ( the comedian ). First time I saw her, I did a double take as I never seen Carrot Top with breasts before.

I like to joke around with the kids, I told them this year the easter egg hunt will be different. The hunt will be in our back yard, with a catch, all the chocolate will be unwrapped laying on the grass. ( What the kids know and you might not... We have a dog that leaves his own chocolate treats every day for the kids to pickup in our backyard. )

Actors I can't tell apart Matthew Broderick ( Ferris Bueller's Day Off ) and Jon Cryer ( from Two and a Half Men ).

I hope with all this said, you know how my twisted mind works, and I always mean no harm to anyone, just some good humor, or in my case questionable humor. Which leads me to Charlie Sheen.

Q: Which company asked Charlie Sheen for an endorsement after he was dumped by Hanes following his domestic violence arrest?
A: Fruit-of-the-Loon!

Q: Why did Charlie Sheen threaten his wife with a knife?
A: Because he left his gun in Los Angeles!


Statement: Disneyland was closed to the public Sunday night for Miley Cyrus' Sweet 16 party.
In related news, the Mustang Ranch will be shut down next Friday for a birthday celebration for Charlie Sheen!

Ok, I think i got it .
Elfs- Santa  or Lord of the rings
Pixies Not a clue
Fairies- Tinkerbell and friends

Cats & Dogs

Most people are either cat people or dog people, not often both. When Ira moved to Canada we lived in a village and I had a dog ( Buddy, my Jack Russell Terrier ). I started to feed a cat that was a stray, well by the time we left that house and moved to Ontario I was feeding about 15 stray cats. I digress, when Ira moved to Canada she did not like cats or dogs, after about 6 months Ira went from not wanting to give the cats table scraps to buying food for them at the grocery store. I would say Ira is both a cat and dog person now.

 

My Daughter Amy who is definitely cat cat person, named every stray cat that dropped by to eat. I think some cats just dropped by to get a name.

I love all animals, and enjoy sitting and having a cat or dog around. I let Buddy ( our Dog ) sleep at my feet. Ira tells him to get down and he comes to me to hide under the blankets, he is like a furry foot warmer.

Our youngest is a dog person when she was little we gave Buddy ( our dog ) some left over Japanese food, ( our youngest daughter loves baby corns ), to our surprise we found buddy and her sitting side by side eating these left overs. Sharing 50/50, well She got the baby corns and he got the rest !

Croc hunter Kid and her assistant

I guess the Kids and I watched the Croc Hunter too much when they were young. Not much I can say about this other then watch it and be careful Andrew's do guard their electronics!

Alien Amanda Takes Hostage

You know they say the pineapple doesn’t fall far from the tree. Well My kids have the same sense of humor as I do. I know Poor kids. Here is the first of many videos done by my kids. Hope you enjoy the videos as much as I did.